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Ake je najlepsie terenne auto? No predsa firemne. _______________________________________________________________
Preco nemoze zena riadit raketu do kozmu? Lebo by netrafila... _______________________________________________________________
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Skaredy hmyz na dva? TY! _______________________________________________________________
Vecer to roztocime! Tvoje roztoce. _______________________________________________________________
Peniaze nie su vsetko. Existuju aj cenne papiere a zlate tehlicky. _______________________________________________________________
Tvoje zuby su ako hviezdy .......... krasne zlte a daleko od seba. _______________________________________________________________
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